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Strange titles are rarely added to Wikipedia under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally, Wikipedians lose their minds (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. As with other "silly things", often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us.

Unlike bad jokes and other deleted nonsense, however, some of these article names were made for good reasons, on real topics that the writers thought might be useful for Wikipedia. That doesn't always mean that – out of context – the title will be any the less ridiculous-sounding.

If you find an article with a strange title up for deletion at WP:AFD, consider this page. If you do add it to the list, simply put it in its correct alphabetical place. Please don't link it – it'll only encourage them.

As to this page's title, consider it a mild addition to the collection of "freaky" titles – the real reason for it was just so that it abbreviates to DAFT. Bewildering titles, bizarre titles, and surreal titles – all are equally fair game.

See also:

• Wikipedia:Silly Things
• Wikipedia:Unusual requests that have been posted to the village pump
• Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create
• Wikipedia:Unusual articles for those "freaky titles" that are legitimate articles.

1. A small note of explanation is OK, but please do not sign it – this isn't a talk page.
2. This is for articles or redirects that really existed on Wikipedia which have been deleted – provide proof of the deletion if you can, generally in the form of an XFD discussion page (AFD debates can be quite humorous themselves) or deletion log entry (for articles deleted before December 2004; see also the Wikipedia:Deletion log).
3. Don't stuff beans up your nose. Do not wikilink article titles.
4. Don't glorify vandalism. If an article title was clearly and unquestionably the work of a vandal, or was speedy deleted as a G3, G5, or G10, it's better off forgotten.
5. Don't notify police on the crimes you commit. In other words, making something that would be DAFT, then getting it deleted, then reporting it here, is hands-down idiotic. We're assuming an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters are out there making article names with the hopes that, if one of them is DAFT enough, a user will find it and put it here. Let the chips fall where they may; don't dump them on the floor.

Special characters

• ©™®
• Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§Â解 and Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§ÂÂ解

  The result of repeatedly encoding "Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§è§£" in UTF-8 and then decoding it as Windows-1252.

• Ç‹¬ç‰¹è§è§£

  The only plausible correction of this mojibake is from UTF-8 to x-mac-thai "ร์โ«นยฌรงโ«ฐยนรจยงรจยงยฃ", which is semantically meaningless in Thai, and at any rate is still somewhat mojibaked when converted from the then-Wikipedian ISO-8859-1 into the also-meaningless "ว<ฌ็?น่ง่งฃ".

• ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼

  Was a redirect to Sun.

• Õŕªņģę
• 🎈 release
• ویکیپیڈیا:Your first article

  The Urdu text says "Wikipedia".

• ꜛꜜ‿
• 

  Title was two object replacement characters, which has zero width.

• (?) Pinus
• (alternate (leaf)
• (see list of episodes)

  Appeared to be an attempt to write a complete list of Sesame Street episodes that the author had given up on halfway through and left unfinished.

• ...Fuck It?!
• !deargirlloveme!
• $10 calculator
• ????

  Has been deleted 7 times.

• ???? (Nintendo character)
• ????????

Quotes

• "Aleph-Null Bottles of Beer on the wall"
• "Chicken-on-a-stick" Chevron 18
• "Creole be on ya!" 19
• "Giraffes? Giraffes!" 20
• "green seal" 21
• "Happy" Virus 22
• "he bite me in my vagina!" 23
• "illegal" rezident 24
• "is not a democracy" 25
• "IT'S ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S BIGGEST DISASTERS" 26

  Was a redirect to a deleted article about a book concerning corruption in the California parole system.

• "reality" television show 27
• "Recycling Spider" 28
• 'septu@dZInt 29

  An (incorrect) SAMPA transcription of Septuagint.

• "Stay in Bed" technique 30

  Was apparently about a parenting technique.

• "Three fookin' times!" 31
• "True"-middle class 32
• "u nyun" 33
• "We are Slavs who came and settled in this region in the sixth century. We are not descendants of the ancient Macedonians." 34

  Apparently, this was a quote from Macedonian president Kiro Gligorov.

0–9edit

• 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001 35

  This bitstring means "binary" in the binary version of UTF-8.

• 100% coupon 36

  Was a redirect to Gun.

• 1) What 37

  This was the content of an infamous tweet by Sam Bankman-Fried, which became a minor internet meme.

• 1/6 rioters climb stairways with makeshift ladders 38

  Was a redirect to January 6 United States Capitol attack.

• 1/6 rioters climb stairways with ropes 39

  This page also redirected to January 6 United States Capitol attack.

• 1/6 rioters climb stairways with ropes and makeshift ladders 40

  Since we have "1/6 rioters climb stairways with ropes" and "1/6 rioters climb stairways with makeshift ladders"... why not both? Both is good. This was also a redirect to January 6 United States Capitol attack.

• 100 Happy Days 41
• 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 42

  The content of this article contained some text saying that there are 100 zeroes after the one. However, there were only 99.

• 100000234 43
• 14-15-20-8-9-14-7 44

  If you decipher this using the A1Z26 cipher - that is, replace each number with its corresponding letter of the English alphabet (e.g. 14 becomes the 14th letter of the alphabet, N) - you get the word "nothing".

• 1933 in video gaming 45
• 2SSR 46

  Not related to the USSR, but rather Sutherland Shire Community Radio, a radio station in New South Wales.

• 2001 U(c)S(c) Attack on Afghanistan 47
• 2023 U.S. Senate sex tape scandal 48
• 2024 conspiracy theories, speculation and controversy surrounding the health, period of convalescence, public absence and Mother's Day photograph of Catherine, Princess of Wales; or, Where is Kate? (Kategate) 49

  Was a redirect to a now deleted version of Where is Kate?.

• 22.86 Centimetre Nails 50

  Redirect to Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is not likely to go SI any time soon.

• 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117068 51

  Deleted several times; see this deletion discussion for one example. Was apparently a redirect to Pi.

• 3rd World country with a Gucci belt 52

  Was a redirect to United States.

• 4 men In A Closet 53
• 474 things to do when you're bored 54

  Article consisted of 473 things to do when you're bored.

• 5 Minutes Short of an Amoeba 55

  Looking this up reveals that the term is the name of a Soundcloud artist.

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• AAAAAAAAA! 56

  Uncyclopedia featured it twice.

• A better Wikipedia¹
• A man has fallen into a river in Lego City 57

  An internet meme from a Lego City Rescue Helicopter advertisement, which it redirected to. Was also deleted back in December of 2020. 58

• A platypus plumber? 59

  Unclear if related to Phineas and Ferb.

• A Restaurant At Pal Patrol Capital City 60
• A splode 61
• A wierd word 62
• A Young Man Dressed As A Gorilla Dressed As An Old Man Sits Rocking In A Rocking Chair for 56 Minutes and Then Leaves 63

  Was nominated for DYK before the article was deleted per the creator's request. This was an actual show at Edinburgh Festival Fringe. 64

• Abc monsters 65
• Acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanylaspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphen 66

  The amino acid sequence of a peptide, written out in full and mercifully cut short by the character limit. It is more typical, and much more readable, to abbreviate amino acids in such sequences to single letters.

• Actions and commentary within the public and private spheres tending towards support for the impeachment of George W. Bush 67
• Add new artical 68
• Adminism 69

  Might have had something to do with WP:ADMINITIS.

• Admin's Syndrome 70
• Adolf Rizzler 71

  Redirect to List of Generation Z slang § Rizz, where it was formerly mentioned.

• Aeroneurophycosis 72

  "in which the sufferer developes a sexual atraction to aircraft"

• Ahmed adoodie 73

  Was a redirect to Tube Bar prank calls, even though this gag name actually came from a Simpsons episode.

• Aidepikiw 74

  "Wikipedia" written backwards. Was deleted eight times.

• Alan (legendary creature 75

  Not to be confused with Alan (legendary creature), an actual legendary creature in the Philippines.

• Albert Pooholes 76

  Referred to Albert Pujols, whose last name is pronounced like "Pooholes".

• Albertsons Saratoga Avenue, Santa Clara, California 77

  Albertsons is an American supermarket chain. The creator of this article was trying to make a point about articles for elementary schools, which were often created at the time but are usually considered non-notable today.

• Algebraic potato 78
• Aliens might be real. 79

  The legitimate article on this topic is at Extraterrestrial life.

• All I Need Trilogy 80
• All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ! 81

  Was a redirect, and reference, to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

• Alpacas and Buffalo are the Same Thing 82
• ALPACA programming language 83
• Alphabetical list of El Granada, California 84
• ALPHABETICAL LIST of REAL 3D & FAKE 3D MOVIES 85
• Amazing face on rock that looks like hitler 86
• American traditional informal freeform solo folk dancing 87
• Americus Trumpus 88

  Was a redirect to Donald Trump.

• An Empty Hug a love story 89
• And where do the horses do their business? 90

  Remnant of a page move of the Wikipedia sandbox

• And all other mind altering substances 91
• Angry donkey 92
• Angry Lawnmower 93
• An old dude who lives in Central America. 94
• Antarctica (country) 95

  For those wondering, Antarctica is not a properly established country.

• Anti-Pokemon 96
• Ant Tantrum 97

  This article was deleted five times until it was finally salted, only for the article to be unsalted, recreated, and salted again.

• A Piano for Mrs. Cuntcrack 98
• April 1, 2006 (complete list) 99
• Aqua-hoochie 100
• Are there levels in dance? 101
• Are you ready to le 102

  Was a redirect to Lego Island, and was apparently referencing a random YouTube video.

• Are you toon enough 103
• Argumentum ad chewbaccum 104

  Was a redirect to Chewbacca defense.

• Arm hair fetishism 105
• Arsonistically 106
• Article Name Afro-Argentinians-YES THEY EXIST! 107

  The legitimate article on this topic is at Afro Argentine.

• Article on Katy Perry in French to be continued 108
• Article writting 109
• Aryan secrets 110

  This is an anagram of Ryan Seacrest.

• As a parent would you be willing to let your kids get a bat or shower right now fully clothed in their shoes and socks 111

  I'm more concerned about the fact the parent in question dresses their children in nothing but shoes and socks.

• Ass full of knife 112
• Assflakes 113
• Asylum leftovers 114
• Atheism Rules! 115
• Athletics in upstate New York (WP:TITLE) 116

  As one editor had aptly put it, "Unless there's a very notable subculture of upstate New York athletes who are major contributors or critics of Wikipedia's article titles policy, I don't think this will ever have a valid target."

• Atlanta lies 117
• Atoms in Bulgaria 118

  Not too different from atoms anywhere else, we'd hope

• Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 Women 119

  Likely a reference to Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.

• Aunt arctica 120
• Aussie Nibbles 121
• Awesomebootsybear 122
• Awesome brah island 123

  ... Ossabaw Island?

• Awesome Fest 124
• AWOOGABOOGA 125

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• Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk 126

  One of several excessively long nonce words from, and a redirect to, Finnegans Wake.

• Baby alligator sacagawea 127
• Baby born with penis on its back 128

  Yes, it actually did happen!

• Baby Catapult 129
• Baby Photography a Genre in itself 130
• Bacon armageddon 131
• Bacon Eggs (Ariana Grande song) 132

  Mondegreen of Thank U, Next.

• Bad B*tch Club 133

  So bad they couldn't bring themselves to spell it out.

• Bad title 134

  Deleted a total of 18 times; coincides with the title of the interface page that appears if the user visits an invalid title.

• Bad Zelda 135
• Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom 136

  Was a redirect to Badgers (animation).

• Bahá'í humor 137

  Commemorated at BJAODN.

• Ballad of Saddam Hussein 138
• Baltimore phenomenon with maps 139
• BananaDogMan 140
• Banana pizza 141
• Barack Obizzle 142

  A combination of Barack Obama and -izzle

• Barnes & Noble Nook Tablet vs Amazon Kindle Fire 143
• Bary, bay, and bom 144
• Bat Bitch 145
• Battrick 146
• BAVARIUHH 147
• Bazooka Folding bikes 148
• Beaster Da Man 149
• Be like neji 150
• Beam attack 151

  Likely a reference to a Kirby meme.

• Beans for books 152
• Bearatross 153
• Bee vomit 154

  Redirect to Honey.

• BeEF 155
• Beefstache 156

  "a rather grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it"

• Beer bogganing 157
• Beer belly causes 158
• Beer for dogs 159
• Beer golf 160
• Beer tac toe 161
• Beezleboss 162
• Being saddled with a bad husband 163
• Ben Harrison: There was a problem with your search. This is probably temporary; try again in a few moments, or you can search Wikipedia through an external search service: 164

  Yes, that was really the article's title.

• Benny go home 165
• Best bibs ever 166
• BEWARE THE GREEN MONKEY 167
• Bewildergoose 168
• Bicyclescope 169

  Was also deleted once again in November.

• Big bad sex words 170
• Big blue blob 171

  Was a redirect to France. Apparently a Europa Universalis IV reference.

• Big Buckz 172
• Big Cookie Wendsday 173
• Bigfoot the bigfooted 174
• Big Fucking Sandwich 175
• Big hat boy 176

  Was a redirect to Uraba lugens and supposedly a nickname for said moth species.

• Big Headed Destruction 177
• Bigtits 178

  Was a redirect to Bra size.

• Bill Cosby's list of people who have the brain damage 179

  Possibly a reference to a routine from Bill Cosby: Himself

• Binary Hammer 180
• Bin (Terrorist) 181

  Was a redirect to Osama bin Laden.

• Birth defects considered snazzy by the FDA 182
• Black panther the album music from and inspiered by 183
• Blank article 184
• Blarb 185
• Blastiest 186
• Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII mission five walkthrews for wii 187
• Blowing up Wales 188
• Blubblub317 189
• Blue chocolate 190
• Bobble Keyboard App 191
• Bob Bobbert Bobson 192
• Bob Dole Memorial Ocean 193

  Was a redirect to Pacific Ocean. Bob Dole was still alive at the time the page was created.

• Bob the Cow 194
• Bob Topping 195
• Bobo the evil cat 196
• Body part wenis 197
• Boofsticks 198
• Boomness 199
• Boris the talking puffin 200

  ...lived by the sea?

• Bossom miracle – secrets of an outstanding body part 201
• Bounceology 202
• Bouncy kastle 203
• Box month 204
• Boxycharm 205
• Breakfast cereal for people with syphilis 206
• Breakfast with the gators 207
• Brexit means Brexit does mean Brexit 208

  References a former slogan of the UK Conservative party, "Brexit means Brexit". The intended meaning is not entirely clear.

• Brick monster 209
• Bring your Pez dispenser to work day 210
• Brlić-Mažuranić ¹

  This was probably a mangled version of the name of the Croatian author Ivana Brlić-Mažuranić. When the article was created, Wikipedia used the ISO 8859-1 character encoding, which does not contain the special characters in her name. But as always, there's...

• Brlić-Mažuranić ¹
• Broken condom style 211

  A mondegreen of, and redirect to, Gangnam Style.

• BryceSorryAndConfusedHarrington ¹
• Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo 212

  Believe it or not, this is actually a grammatically correct sentence (if not for some missing capitals). The legitimate article is at Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

• Bukkacracy 213
• Bullamacow 214

  Was a redirect to Cattle.

• Bullfrog programming language 215
• Bum gravy 216
• Burfasaurs life of a successful extinct kind 217
• Burying your Brother In The Pavement 218

  Yep.... I don’t know why either.

• Bushy tailed tree rat 219

  Was a redirect to Squirrel.

• Butt munchers 220
• BUTts up league 221
• But you didn't have to cut me off 222

  Possibly a reference to "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye

• Buying Chocolate 223

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• Cake cannon 224
• Cakeage 225

  This is actually a thing, where a place charges you per person to bring a cake in and share it for a special occasion.

• California potato power 226

  A mondegreen of the opening theme of Persona 4, "Pursuing My True Self".

• Call this a cry for help 227
• Camosexual 228

  "one who is sexually stimulated by camoflage sic patterns in such a large manner that it directly interfears sic in ones everyday life"

• Can someone send me a shiny pokemon on gts for pokemon platinum 229

  Refers to Pokémon Platinum. See also: Can someone send me a shiny pokemon over gts 230

• Canuckistani Soviet Socialist Republic 231

  Was a redirect to Canada.

• Captain401 232
• Captain Mega Meat and Bottomless Boy 233
• Carbonated pee 234
• Case of the black bitch 235
• Catfire 236
• Cathode Ray Tube Beef Curry 237
• Cat's opera 238
• Cat vomit exercise 239
• Caught in the Act of Not Being Awesome 240

  Title of a Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains album

• Cell Phones And Drunk Driving 241
• Cementgrassphaltdirt 242
• Cereal eating by humans 243

  This title was originally suggested by a bot-made Reddit post on r/SubSimulatorGPT2.

• Chåmpionship 244
• Chaotic Neutral (example of a full article) 245
• Charlie's sister 246
• Chemical properties of Mr. Spock's fake ears 247
• Cheesecheesecheese 248
• Cheese on a chicken 249
• Cherokee purple height 250

  "It is purple while it grows. all the way until you wash it."

• Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs 251

  Most likely a reference to Whose Line is it Anyway.

• Chicken-Neck Party 252
• China-Thailand meme war 253
• Chioma Jesus 254
• Chocolate bar and the moon 255
• Choice for a Lost Generation?! 256

  An album title from Dutch punk band Heideroosjes

• Chomskybot 257
• Christian Wrestling Federation 258
• Chucking loads of elaphant poo at people 259
• Church of Chuck Norris 260
• Church of Sonic the Hedgehog 261
• Church of the Seapig 262
• Churro not a cookie 263
• Ciley Myrus 264

  I kon't dnow what to say here.

• Clackamas baby killers 265
• Clarity shops 266

  Did they perhaps mean "charity shops"?

• Clear lake Fudgsicle 267
• Clitoris (censored) 268
• Clout from grandmas closet 269

  Was a redirect to SKAM Austin

• Clumsyskinnymancubus 270
• Cold war is not a war,it a game of chess 271

  The legitimate article for this subject is located at Cold war (general term).

• College of Dracology 272
• College Potatoes Inc 273
• Colour Me Stupid 274
• Com positive volcanoes 275
• Comfy Lounge (University of Waterloo) 276
• Concrete cleaning 277
• Constitutional Chair 278
• Content was: 279
• Contract barrel 280
• Cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care 281
• Cool Beans FC 282
• Coolest person in the world 283
• Correct spelling: Collom Dickey 284

  Created by a malfunctioning bot

• Could someone please Give me a list of PPV things in the WWE? 285

  Was a redirect to List of WWE pay-per-view events.

• Count to 10 in many languages wikipedia 286
• Cow cuddling 287
• CRANE DURHAM'S Nothing But Truth 288
• Cranky Bugs & Other Thomas Stories 289
• CRAP! No One Loves Me 290
• Crazy florist 291
• Create a page for concept 292
• Create a wikipedia 293
• Create my own artical 294
• Create new artcle 295
• Create your own page 296

  ... but create it somewhere else.

• Creator of Popcorn 297
• Creepus explodus 298

  Likely a reference to the Creeper, from Minecraft.

• Crete wikipedia page 299

  The legitimate article on this topic is Crete, unless this is a typo of "create".

• Crispy chicken 300
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